When I was a youth banks would offer new customers a toaster if they opened an account. It was a cheesy approach that nonetheless became a universal expectation of new customers, and was widely adopted by banks back in the day when customer deposits mattered, and interest was an honest 6%.
OK I’m old, so let’s get back to the future.
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