PROVENANCE
I was born on June 6, 1944 on the D-Day, 80 years ago. Historians claim that when Hitler was advised of the Allied landings in Normandy, he heard only their addendum that I had landed in Canada, rolled over and went back to sleep. Big mistake.
Both sides of my family had been CPR locomotive engineers. I would be just as subtle.
After ten years o…
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